Speaking of the kinds of things that could turn into email signatures, there is some kitchen appliance research going on in the M-P household, and today I found this Amazon review:
After many evenings of research, I choose this cake mixer which happens to be cheaper via Amazon
It sits beautifully in a corner of the Kitchen.
Wife was happy with her present.
KMC560 seems to work beautifully, the wife's cakes have improved.
I would recommend the KMC560
I don't think that wives would find this review as funny as I think most husbands would.