I've been avoiding the news (more on that another time) but I'm reliably informed that Boris Johnson is the new Prime Minister.
By 'reliably informed', I mean it's been on every billboard, headline and TV screen for the past few days and everybody's been talking about it. Except me (mostly) because I am staying well out of politics, here and in real life.
But yes. Politics aside, poisoned chalice and all that. Gluggety glug.