Stand aside Greece, this is a real tragedy: Bubble Wrap firm sparks backlash from fans after creating new model which does not pop.
You'll be feeling a little panicky and in need of a hug as the enormity of this development sets in. But then you can jolt yourself out of it by reading one of the final paragraphs:
Bubble Wrap was originally created in 1957 by the co-founders of Sealed Air who were looking for a new kind of wallpaper when they realised that their invention could be used for packaging.
Bubble wrap wallpaper! For reals?