the corner office

Leo and I playing Playstation together, and whenever you get nudged by someone and go spinning into a barrier, the irritating commentator/DJ chirps up "you spin me round like a record. Baby."

"Do you know where that comes from?" says I, "... when I was a boy there was a song where a funny-looking man sang 'you spin me right round like record, baby, right round'" (etc etc)

*pause*

"But you probably don't know what a record is, do you?"

"Yes I do! It's when you race really fast"