the corner office

Via a work colleague, A Parent's Primer to Computer Slang, from those thoughtful folks at Microsoft.

A very clever idea, I think. Get the fogies all hip with leetspeek, "Johnny, j00 better 33t yr c4rr0tz0rs or I'll 0wn j00", and in no time the youf will be giving it up as a bad idea, and reverting to something like, y'know, real English.