the corner office

Wasn't there a Monty Python sketch with the judges wearing skimpy stuff under their robes? This judge was a whole lot worse:

Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up."

That's all I'm going to quote, lest the search engines start freaking out.

(Via Bob Obringer)